The Honest Toddler

Apparently have been living under a rock as I have just recently heard of The Honest Toddler. First, my husband sent me the article, I'm Sorry by the Honest Toddler from the Huffington Post. It was hysterical. Then a good friend posted Big Bed to Facebook. Again, hysterical. And today as I read Not Sorry I once again laughed out loud as I can totally picture my almost 3 year old saying or thinking most of these points.


When I Say “I’m Sorry” I really mean:
I’m sorry I got caught
I’m sorry you have enough energy to care
I’m sorry I didn’t run faster
I’m sorry I did that in front of you
I’m sorry I didn’t hit him/her hard enough to make them afraid to tattle
I’m sorry I didn’t eat the evidence
I’m sorry you have no sense of humor
I’m sorry you lack a spirit of adventure
I’m sorry you are obsessed with “clean”
I’m sorry kids can’t be kids
I’m sorry you have such high standards
I’m sorry your rules are too boring/complicated to follow
KIDS AT THE PARK
I’m sorry you’re no fun
I’m sorry you don’t know the difference between personal and communal property
I’m sorry your snack looked delicious and your reflexes are slow
I’m sorry you were in my way
I’m sorry I had to punish you
I’m sorry your face angers me
I’m sorry you thought sharing was for more than 30 seconds dummy give it back

I am now a loyal follower and I promise The Honest Toddler it is worth subscribing too! 

xoxo
Kerry